Certified Ring Road Parking Master Tee

Ring Road parking is a blood sport. Front: the permit you never got. Back: the title you earned circling for 40 minutes before your 8:30.

Front. Small green parking-permit hang tag on the chest.
Back. Big circular road with a car, “Certified Ring Road Parking Master” inside.

Heavy, boxy, ash tee. Printed to order in Canada, ships in a few days. Not sick? Send it back within 30 days.

Not affiliated with any university. Obviously.